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Richard Hoaxland
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 Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:59 pm Post subject: "If it only saves one life" Bullshit Exposed |
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stats for the carnage caused by peanuts, fishing, etc., are all linked in original article
| Quote: | Vice President Joe Biden said today that if an executive order on gun control saves only one life, then it’s worth it.
By that logic, if it only saves one life, we should ban cars.
If it only saves one life, we should ban peanuts.
If it only saves one life, we should ban building things.
If it only saves one life, we should ban sports.
If it only saves one life, we should ban fishing.
If it saves only one life, we should ban electricity. Who wants to break the news to Mother Nature?
If it only saves one life, we should ban alcoholic beverages.
If it only saves one life, we should ban hammers.
If it only saves one life, we should ban knives.
If it only saves one life, we should ban coffee tables.
If it only saves one life, we should ban travel, and mountains.
If it only saves one life, we should ban subway trains.
If it only saves one life, we should ban passenger aircraft.
If it only saves one life, we should ban water.
If it only saves one life, we should ban sleep.
If it only saves one life, we should consider banning everything but sitting around. Unfortunately, even that can kill you. |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| We should ban Joe Biden.
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Richard Hoaxland
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| needmoredecibels wrote: | | We should ban Joe Biden. |
banning ted kennedy would have saved mary jo's life.
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Daninsky
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| Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| Richard Hoaxland wrote: | | banning ted kennedy would have saved mary jo's life. |
ha! those Kopechne jokes never get old.
| needmoredecibels wrote: | | We should ban Joe Biden. |
That might well be your next President you're talking about.
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Richard Hoaxland
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| Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Daninsky wrote: |
ha! those Kopechne jokes never get old. |
they never do.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Richard Hoaxland wrote: | | Daninsky wrote: |
ha! those Kopechne jokes never get old. |
they never do. |
the fact that the murderer Ded Kennedy tried to run for POTUS is pretty funny
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