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TRG
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 Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: !!!Humor Warning!!! --The Hillary Show-- !!!Humor Warning!!! |
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This is funny check it out.
http://www.stophernow.com/site/PageServer?pagename=hillary_show_np
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Zonty Duliff
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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"The Hillary Hammer"....!
excellent, excellent....
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The Jovial One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: Re: !!!Humor Warning!!! --The Hillary Show-- !!!Humor Warnin |
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Hmmm....
I saw a childish neocon screed when I clicked it.
Did you put in the wrong URL? Where's the humor? |
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The Jovial One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Zonty Duliff wrote: | "The Hillary Hammer"....!
excellent, excellent.... |
Bwuh! Huh! Huh! "HIWWAWY HAMMAH!!!" BWUH! HUH! HUH!!!
See, kids... this is a forum for adults. The caricatures, the "haw haw liberils is stoopid" stuff is quite charming. But where YOU guys make fun of personalities, WE make fun of your history of botched policy and the fact that the voters turned you out EN MASSE (look it up) last November.
And I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed!!!
Don't get me wrong... Your 3rd grade humor is CUTE and all, but crude cartoons -- that's a Republican thing. We prefer something a tad more cerebral.
Look it up.
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user2082
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hideous stuff there TRG.
Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton caricatured as fighting over their pants suits.
Are you a retard or are you just pretending?
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The Jovial One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Now... you want FUNNY?
How about a columnist for a national newspaper making up quotes and attributing them to Lincoln?
Now THAT's fuckin' FUNNY!!!
http://editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003545478&imw=Y
| Quote: | The drive by some political and military figures -- and pundits -- to paint those who oppose the war in Iraq as traitors or at least not supporting the troops has hit another low, with a Washington Times columnist trumpeting an incendiary quote from Abraham Lincoln shown to be a fabrication last year.
Frank Gaffney, Jr. opened his latest column with this: "Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged." — President Abraham Lincoln.
He continues: "It is, of course, unimaginable that the penalties proposed by one of our most admired presidents for the crime of dividing America in the face of the enemy would be contemplated — let alone applied — today. Still, as the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate engage in interminable debate about resolutions whose effects can only be to 'damage morale and undermine the military' while emboldening our enemies, it is time to reflect on what constitutes inappropriate behavior in time of war."
One problem: Lincoln never said it.
Brooks Jackson at FactCheck.org, the Annenberg Public Policy Center group, studied the sudden appearance of the quote last August. Why? He had found that his Web search "brought up more than 18,000 references to it."
He reported: "Supporters of President Bush and the war in Iraq often quote Abraham Lincoln as saying members of Congress who act to damage military morale in wartime 'are saboteurs, and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.'
"Republican candidate Diana Irey used the 'quote' recently in her campaign against Democratic Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania, and it has appeared thousands of times on the Internet, in newspaper articles and letters to the editor, and in Republican speeches.
"But Lincoln never said that. The conservative author who touched off the misquotation frenzy, J. Michael Waller, concedes that the words are his, not Lincoln's. Waller says he never meant to put quote marks around them, and blames an editor [at the magazine Insight] for the mistake and the failure to correct it. We also note other serious historical errors in the Waller article containing the bogus quote."
Jackson later provided this update: "Candidate Irey retracted the quote and apologized hours after this article appeared."
Waller wrote to Jackson concerning the 2003 article: "Oddly, you are the first to question me about this. I'm surprised it has been repeated as often as you say. My editors at the time didn't think it was necessary to run a correction in the following issue of the magazine, and to my knowledge we received no public comment."
Gaffney is a regular columnist at the Washington Times.
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The Jovial One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Want some MORE "funny"?
How about telling lawmakers on your side of the aisle NOT to talk about the biggest single issue of our generation because when they do "we lose"?
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/13/conservative-letter/
| Quote: | | In the letter, leading conservative Reps. John Shadegg (R-AZ) and Peter Hoekstra (R-MI) inform their allies: “The debate should not be about the surge or its details. This debate should not even be about the Iraq war to date, mistakes that have been made, or whether we can, or cannot, win militarily.” Shadegg and Hoekstra warn, if conservatives are forced to debate “the surge or the current situation in Iraq, we lose.” |
Now THAT'S fuckin' FUNNY!!! |
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Here. This is pretty fuckin' funny, too!
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/02/13/gen-pace-disagrees-with-the-white-house-on-iranian-weapons/
| Quote: | | Snow was asked over and over why there was a disconnect between what he was saying and what Pace had said they day before, and yet all Snowjob could do is the familiar Bush logic fallacy of saying "this is undisputed" and "this is undisputed", implying a relationship between the two. I can't believe that the Bush Adminstration is trying the whole "Saddam = Al Qaeda" syllogism again with Iran. They must really think we're all idiots to fall for it again. Then again, considering those right wingers applauding it, maybe they have a point. |
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The Jovial One
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Here's ANOTHER funny fuckin' story!
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/02/13/bush-cronies-indicted/
| Quote: | | A federal grand jury handed down indictments for Dusty Foggo and Brent Wilkes today in a major blow against the systemic corruption that has kept the GOP fat and sassy. Just before noon the A.P. reported that Foggo, Bush's eyes and ears (and grabby hands) inside the CIA– he was a political operative and hack– was charged with fraud, conspiracy and money laundering in conjunction with the ongoing and expanding "Duke" Cunningham case. Wilkes, who had received as much as $100 million in illicit Bush Regime contracts, many through the connivance of Foggo and Cunningham, was charged with conspiring to bribe Cunningham. A third crooked Republican, John Michael, nephew of convicted GOP bigwig Thomas Kontogiannis, was also charged. The Kontogiannis connection is particularly dangerous to the Bush Regime since Cunningham had brokered a presidential pardon for him (a pardon Kontogiannis claims he paid $400,000 for). Only Bush can grant a presidential pardon and no one has dared to ask him to return the $400,000. |
Sure, we can't make fun of 'em for how they LOOK, but betcha they're the prettiest white boys in JAIL! |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Dean's intro made me smile.
The rest was mediocre at the very best. |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| The Jovial One wrote: | | How about a columnist for a national newspaper making up quotes and attributing them to Lincoln? |
Why is it that you have to change the subject every time you see something you don’t like? 
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Zonty Duliff
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| TRG wrote: | | The Jovial One wrote: | | How about a columnist for a national newspaper making up quotes and attributing them to Lincoln? |
Why is it that you have to change the subject every time you see something you don’t like? |
Because he has no sense of humor, of course.
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The Jovial One
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| TRG wrote: | | The Jovial One wrote: | | How about a columnist for a national newspaper making up quotes and attributing them to Lincoln? |
Why is it that you have to change the subject every time you see something you don’t like? |
Hey, I thought this thread was about FUNNY things. At least you named the thread that way...
You didn't post anything funny... so to bail you out, I did.
And this is the THANKS I get??? |
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The Jovial One
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| Zonty Duliff wrote: | | TRG wrote: | | The Jovial One wrote: | | How about a columnist for a national newspaper making up quotes and attributing them to Lincoln? |
Why is it that you have to change the subject every time you see something you don’t like? |
Because he has no sense of humor, of course. |
Your comprehension skills are just as I remember them, Zonty.
Nil.
Funny is as funny does. When my grandkids tell their "poop" jokes, I smile. But I wouldn't tell them to my friends (except as a grandfather bragging about his grandkids) because adult humor is more sophisticated than that.
But hey... if crude cartoons making fun of physical appearance make you laugh, rock on, my little pinhead.
I posted some REALLY funny stuff. Didn't YOU think it was funny?
I guess you have no sense of humor.
Let you out of the reformatory, did they? |
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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The elaborate !!!!Humor Warning!!!!'s weren't necessary.
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