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Richard Hoaxland
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 Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject: [OT] Senor -- some Lasorda stuff [OT] |
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if you haven't heard the Lasorda rants about Kurt Bevacqua and Dave Kingman ...
some clips here this might include the short version of the Bevacqua rant, if so, its a shame, because this is the all time best baseball rant. when I coached ice hockey, I sounded exactly like this.
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Classic stuff.. Classic Lasorda... He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat... 
Later, Padre Kurt Bevacqua told some reporters that "they should fine the fat little Italian $500, too. He ordered it." Discussing the accusation with some reporters, Tommy started out calmly but gradually worked himself into a bit of a frenzy...
Lasorda: I think that is very, very bad for that man to make an accusation like that. That is terrible. I have never, ever, have managed, ever told a pitcher to throw at anybody, nor will I ever. And if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't make him throw at a fucking one hundred and thirty hitter, like LaFaye, or fucking Bevacqua, who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat. (by this point, Tommy is pretty mad) And I guaran-fucking-tee you this, when I pitched and I was going to pitch against a fucking team that had guys on it like Bevacqua, I'd send a fucking limousine to get the cocksucker to make sure he was in the mother fucking lineup, because I'd kick that cocksucker's ass any fucking day of the week. (laughter from the reporters) He's a fucking mother fucking big mouth I'll tell ya ...
Another Lasorda quote: "He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls."
As a hockey coach you sounded like Lasorda ? Any sound clips of you on the net?
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Richard Hoaxland
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| SenorXM wrote: | Classic stuff.. Classic Lasorda... He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat... :lol: :lol:
Later, Padre Kurt Bevacqua told some reporters that "they should fine the fat little Italian $500, too. He ordered it." Discussing the accusation with some reporters, Tommy started out calmly but gradually worked himself into a bit of a frenzy...
Lasorda: I think that is very, very bad for that man to make an accusation like that. That is terrible. I have never, ever, have managed, ever told a pitcher to throw at anybody, nor will I ever. And if I ever did, I certainly wouldn't make him throw at a fucking one hundred and thirty hitter, like LaFaye, or fucking Bevacqua, who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat. (by this point, Tommy is pretty mad) And I guaran-fucking-tee you this, when I pitched and I was going to pitch against a fucking team that had guys on it like Bevacqua, I'd send a fucking limousine to get the cocksucker to make sure he was in the mother fucking lineup, because I'd kick that cocksucker's ass any fucking day of the week. (laughter from the reporters) He's a fucking mother fucking big mouth I'll tell ya ...
Another Lasorda quote: "He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls."
As a hockey coach you sounded like Lasorda ? Any sound clips of you on the net? :lol: |
I wish there were. my high point was a minute long obscenity-fest from the bench directed at the ref playing for time while a goalie problem was being worked out: the starter was missing, the reserve wasn't dressed yet, the third line center was in the net without goalie privileges and we were killing two penalties -- three minutes into the game. I was thrown out of the game, and then out of the building. this was during the regular season against the team behind us in the standings and you had to go to the third tie breaker to figure out who was in second place.
there's a tape of Lasorda's visit to the mound during a WS game (he was mic'd), what makes that tape so funny is that the dodger stadium organist is playing the typical happy music -- in contrast to lasorda's vile tirade against doug rau when he argued about being taken out.
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| Quote: | | three minutes into the game. I was thrown out of the game, and then out of the building. |
Too bad you weren't mic'd...That must have been a classic tirade when they throw you out of the building..
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